#1: strong enough to put hair on your chest
Nathan Lind was in Catalina this month for business, so he popped in to visit his sister and the kids. After much begging and pleading, and pleading and begging, Aurora finally agreed to let him take Zach to the Humor & Hijinks convention. She had worried it was too late on a school night and too adult for a little boy.
"Can I have some?" Zach pointed toward a glowing purple fountain.
"I think this is juice," Nate said. "Pretty sure, but you never know. Hey, how old are you now? Ten?"
"Almost nine," Zach said.
"Close enough!"
